Retirement Club




Shows, shows, shows!!!

We have a few shows coming up. Here are two fine examples. You should go or you’ll miss out!!!

The Diagonal Street Tour 2016 coming soon to a street near you! 

We have two shows coming up next weekend, 6/25 & 6/26. First off we play at 4:15 on 6/25 at the Elston Ave Sausage and Music Fest. Local H and the Smoking Popes are also playing! Sausage Fest Facebook event page!
Then we play Crown Liquors on Sunday, 4/26, with the brokedowns and Canadian Rifle at 9pm. This show is a benefit for our friend Will Micou and his family. Young Will is a tough 5 year old who is dealing with Medulloblastoma, a malignant brain tumor growing at the base of his skull. We are raising money to help with the massive bills for his treatment. There will be an auction with some amazing items at the show. You can also donate to Will’s give forward page. If you are planning on attending and donate $20 and comment crown you’re assured entry into this show which will definitely be sold out (first 10 people only). You can also enter a drawing for a dinner at Mercat La Planxa and a night at The Blackstone in downtown Chicago by donating online. Any donation with the comment Crown will get one raffle ticket, must attend the show for this. Will Micou Facebook event page


We have a show coming up on 2/19/16!

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Shirts, we got’em!


Picked up the shirts tonight and they rule! Get excited!!!

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

Ladies and gentlemen, we are playing with The Queers this Sunday! We play first at 7:30pm. This show should be great!!! Buy tickets HERE!


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